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2013/05/10

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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, 
how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where the in hell do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a fuckin' cat at home!!!

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