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2013/11/09

Bless her little heart. Find out the secret to her long life.

Bless her little heart.  Find out the secret to her long life.
 

 

                A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured  above:,
                
  She  was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to  her and said,
 
  "I  couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your  secret?"
               
  "I  smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a  nice big  joint.
          
  Apart  from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and  eat only junk  food.
          
  On  weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at  all.
          
  "That  is absolutely amazing! How old are  you?"
 
  "Forty,"  she  replied 
     
    

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